Logically Explaining the Left
Mr. President, Please Don’t Bogart the Blunt
by Leigh Scott
What struck me from a few hours of watching leftist television and reading leftist gobbledygook is how far detached from reality these people are. It’s not a simple case of them having a few points wrong, or looking at things from a bizarrely biased perspective; they truly make statements and cling to ideas that have no basis in reality. As conservatives struggle to find apt metaphors to explain their opponent’s mindsets and delusions, I think I may have figured it out.
The left in our country is high. Completely stoned out of their minds.
Living and working in L.A., one encounters more stoners on the average day than they do illegal immigrants. I’ve worked with stoners. I’ve dated stoners. I’ve lived with stoners. I know stoners inside and out and I can tell you, without a doubt, that the Democrat Party is completely crunked.
Stoners always think that they are smarter than they really are. Copious amounts of THC trick the brain into thinking that the most banal thought is somehow a stroke of genius. Just watch a bunch of stoners debate philosophy and metaphysics. The most ridiculous comments take on the gravitas of a Stephen Hawking thesis. Morons think that they are Michio Kaku after a towering bong hit.
Stoners live for the moment. They are all about feelings, not facts. They possess a detached sense of cause and effect. I recall one specific episode when I came home and tore into my stoner roommate for not having his share of the rent. His solution to his lack of rent was simple. See, the real problem wasn’t his lack of money, but my reaction to it. I was far too stressed about the situation. What we should do, to solve the rent problem, was grab a couple of drinks at the Cafe Formosa on Santa Monica and then head over to Crazy Girls, a local gentleman’s club. After that excursion, I would calm down and stop harshing his gig over the unpaid rent.
Six Coronas and two lap dances later, I wasn’t as furious. We both felt better. To the stoner, everything was fixed. Problem solved! Unfortunately, the rent was still unpaid. My loser roommate still didn’t have a job
Stoners never emerge from their stupor. Part of being a true “wake and bake” stoner is the ability to remain faded. True stoners never snap out of it. I’ve dealt with coke heads and alcoholics, but stoners are a different breed. The alkie and the base head will go on their binge, then apologize profusely for their conduct; until, of course, the next time they go on a bender. The pot head always exists in a dream like world of cannabis induced euphoria. They do not see their drug addiction as a problem, but instead, as a heightened sense of being and awareness.
Lastly, stoners never have their own money. Remember those Chili’s leftovers you were planning on eating? How about those delicious Red Baron frozen pizzas? Chances are good that your stoner roommate ate your food while you were at work. Sure, they promise to “hook you up” as soon as they get a chance to go to Ralph’s, but it never happens. Stoners have a bizarre, communal logic that dictates that everything exists for the collective. Your pizza, your stash, your girlfriend all exist for the greater stoner good. To demand private ownership of anything is an offense to the “stoner code.”
With this in mind, how can one not see the recent doings in Washington as anything but massive cannabis abuse? Cash for clunkers? Stoner logic. Stimulus package? Stoner logic. Government run health care? Stoner logic. Cap and trade? Stoner logic.
I can picture Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer lying on a bean bag, listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon and watching The Little Mermaid, dreaming up domestic and foreign policy. ”You know who those town hall protesters remind me of? Nazis, man. They’re freakin Nazis.” (Cough. Cough. Giggle. Giggle). “What if we give money to people to buy new cars and we smash their old cars?” ”Dude, that’s totally awesome, because we just watched Dude, Where’s My Car?”
You’d be hard pressed to find any other rational explanation for a large group of people who discard decades of historical evidence, common sense, and basic moral decency other than massive amounts of reefer.
I think the whole Socialist, Communist, Nazi analogy is stretching it a bit. Michael Moore wishes he had the self discipline of a Joseph Goebbels. Nancy Pelosi wishes that she was as dynamic as a Heinrich Himmler. Barack Obama would love to have the focus of a Kim Jong Il, but man, it’s tough to stay on track when the Discovery Channel is running Shark Week and Doritos just unleashed that new buffalo wing sauce flavored tortilla chip. Have you guys tried those yet? They’re the bomb.
Conservatives are gearing up to do battle with an army of statist fascists, but we are really up against Cheech and Chong.
Obama is no Stalin, or even FDR. Face it, he’s Jeff Spicoli.
“It’s our time, Mr. Hand.” Hey, wasn’t that one of his campaign slogans?
Sadly for us, we live in a world where stoner nonsense is taken as gospel by the media and a large segment of the population. I think it’s fair to say that Obama captured the stoner vote in 2008, but few of us expected him to govern from inside a giant ganja cloud.
The best way to deal with stoners is to simply let them go about their business, but don’t trust them with anything important. Ever. My stoner roommate was a source of endless entertainment, but we were smart enough to never trust him to pay the cable bill. We need to get these Crunkensteins out of power as quickly as possible.
If we don’t, everything goes up in smoke.
by Leigh Scott
What struck me from a few hours of watching leftist television and reading leftist gobbledygook is how far detached from reality these people are. It’s not a simple case of them having a few points wrong, or looking at things from a bizarrely biased perspective; they truly make statements and cling to ideas that have no basis in reality. As conservatives struggle to find apt metaphors to explain their opponent’s mindsets and delusions, I think I may have figured it out.
The left in our country is high. Completely stoned out of their minds.
Living and working in L.A., one encounters more stoners on the average day than they do illegal immigrants. I’ve worked with stoners. I’ve dated stoners. I’ve lived with stoners. I know stoners inside and out and I can tell you, without a doubt, that the Democrat Party is completely crunked.
Stoners always think that they are smarter than they really are. Copious amounts of THC trick the brain into thinking that the most banal thought is somehow a stroke of genius. Just watch a bunch of stoners debate philosophy and metaphysics. The most ridiculous comments take on the gravitas of a Stephen Hawking thesis. Morons think that they are Michio Kaku after a towering bong hit.
Stoners live for the moment. They are all about feelings, not facts. They possess a detached sense of cause and effect. I recall one specific episode when I came home and tore into my stoner roommate for not having his share of the rent. His solution to his lack of rent was simple. See, the real problem wasn’t his lack of money, but my reaction to it. I was far too stressed about the situation. What we should do, to solve the rent problem, was grab a couple of drinks at the Cafe Formosa on Santa Monica and then head over to Crazy Girls, a local gentleman’s club. After that excursion, I would calm down and stop harshing his gig over the unpaid rent.
Six Coronas and two lap dances later, I wasn’t as furious. We both felt better. To the stoner, everything was fixed. Problem solved! Unfortunately, the rent was still unpaid. My loser roommate still didn’t have a job
Stoners never emerge from their stupor. Part of being a true “wake and bake” stoner is the ability to remain faded. True stoners never snap out of it. I’ve dealt with coke heads and alcoholics, but stoners are a different breed. The alkie and the base head will go on their binge, then apologize profusely for their conduct; until, of course, the next time they go on a bender. The pot head always exists in a dream like world of cannabis induced euphoria. They do not see their drug addiction as a problem, but instead, as a heightened sense of being and awareness.
Lastly, stoners never have their own money. Remember those Chili’s leftovers you were planning on eating? How about those delicious Red Baron frozen pizzas? Chances are good that your stoner roommate ate your food while you were at work. Sure, they promise to “hook you up” as soon as they get a chance to go to Ralph’s, but it never happens. Stoners have a bizarre, communal logic that dictates that everything exists for the collective. Your pizza, your stash, your girlfriend all exist for the greater stoner good. To demand private ownership of anything is an offense to the “stoner code.”
With this in mind, how can one not see the recent doings in Washington as anything but massive cannabis abuse? Cash for clunkers? Stoner logic. Stimulus package? Stoner logic. Government run health care? Stoner logic. Cap and trade? Stoner logic.
I can picture Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer lying on a bean bag, listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon and watching The Little Mermaid, dreaming up domestic and foreign policy. ”You know who those town hall protesters remind me of? Nazis, man. They’re freakin Nazis.” (Cough. Cough. Giggle. Giggle). “What if we give money to people to buy new cars and we smash their old cars?” ”Dude, that’s totally awesome, because we just watched Dude, Where’s My Car?”
You’d be hard pressed to find any other rational explanation for a large group of people who discard decades of historical evidence, common sense, and basic moral decency other than massive amounts of reefer.
I think the whole Socialist, Communist, Nazi analogy is stretching it a bit. Michael Moore wishes he had the self discipline of a Joseph Goebbels. Nancy Pelosi wishes that she was as dynamic as a Heinrich Himmler. Barack Obama would love to have the focus of a Kim Jong Il, but man, it’s tough to stay on track when the Discovery Channel is running Shark Week and Doritos just unleashed that new buffalo wing sauce flavored tortilla chip. Have you guys tried those yet? They’re the bomb.
Conservatives are gearing up to do battle with an army of statist fascists, but we are really up against Cheech and Chong.
Obama is no Stalin, or even FDR. Face it, he’s Jeff Spicoli.
“It’s our time, Mr. Hand.” Hey, wasn’t that one of his campaign slogans?
Sadly for us, we live in a world where stoner nonsense is taken as gospel by the media and a large segment of the population. I think it’s fair to say that Obama captured the stoner vote in 2008, but few of us expected him to govern from inside a giant ganja cloud.
The best way to deal with stoners is to simply let them go about their business, but don’t trust them with anything important. Ever. My stoner roommate was a source of endless entertainment, but we were smart enough to never trust him to pay the cable bill. We need to get these Crunkensteins out of power as quickly as possible.
If we don’t, everything goes up in smoke.
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Permalink Reply by James Casteel on
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I am inclined to agree with you assumption. I have a stoner friend who matches your roommate to a tee. He seldom works, depends on his family and friends for support, has the delusion that his ideas are top line and pot is the answer to all problems.
While I'll admit 'weed' does have a calming effect, not learned by the use of it but by observance, the results are not productive. Therefore I wrote this little dittie which is set to the tune of "Margaritaville' by Jimmy Buffet.
MARIJUANAVILLE
by James Casteel
Wasting away again in marijuanaville, Looking for another ounce of pot
Some people say, we should throw it away, but I say, I'd rather not.
California's broke and think this would help, Say they need it for the tax.
Whether it's legal or not, people ain't gonna stop, Cause they wantta relax.
So sit back buddies, have another joint, I'll pour another glass of California wine
We can get high, well into the night, and tomorrow we can go to the welfare line.
But tonight we're wasting away again in Marijuanaville, Looking for another ounce of pot
The Federal government says, to throw it away, But I say, I'd rather not.
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Permalink Reply by Savant Noir (Admin) on -
LOL!!! (btw, it is not MY roomate...this is an article written by the author indicated at beginning)
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Permalink Reply by Montanalady on
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Absolutely one of the most enlightening articles I have seen in a while. I should have some metaphor to add, but never having done dope, I wouldn't know what I was talking about.
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Permalink Reply by Savant Noir (Admin) on
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Don't worry about it Montanalady, none of our politicians know what they are talking about either.
"Healthcare will save billions, and it will only cost 3 trillion"
"I will not raise taxes, but your electricity prices will skyrocket" (along with your gas prices and everything else)
"I will reform the corruption in Washington" (by hiring corrupt thugs to unconstitutionally bypass congress)
"Momma's dogface in the banana patch is a graving sucking pig" (not sure what it means, but legislation to follow that will tax and correct this problem)
Montanalady said:Absolutely one of the most enlightening articles I have seen in a while. I should have some metaphor to add, but never having done dope, I wouldn't know what I was talking about.
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Permalink Reply by Freedom Rider on
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Hmmm....I think your on to something there...hey pass the nachos..up in smoke, that is what is happening, yea, thats the ticket!
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If you had done it you still wouldn't know....;)
Montanalady said:Absolutely one of the most enlightening articles I have seen in a while. I should have some metaphor to add, but never having done dope, I wouldn't know what I was talking about.
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Dude, I can really relate...cool writing!
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Permalink Reply by Les on
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I am inclined to disagree with this philosophy. I am not defending any side, all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. It is in fact the strategical removal of God from within our country that we are exactly where we are. All has been planned and is going accordingly to "their" stratdegy. Please listen to a KGB defector from the 80s - 1983 Tomas Schuman AKA Yuri Bezmenov on the destablization of America, 26 yrs ago!
This is what we have in the white house now. Another vid that Obama studied while he was getting stoned. Dude this will work, after I am placed in the White House by the voting machines and a socialist democratic press.
Here is Pastor James David Manning speaking his mind whilst he still can
Well if you know anything about the powers that be, we have an oligarchy going on in the white house, obama is just a face on the puppet that the puppet masters are pulling the strings for the NWO that want to depopulate the world biological warfare. Listen to George Green, Whistle Blower Former CIA and International Banker tells u straight up
This message should be able to get your attention of what is truly happening with the so called biologicals George mentions above, are unproven, unchecked H1N1 flu shot and "they" are ready to start dispensing them and the bill hasnt been shoved down our throats yet
You actually think it is the 1/2 baked intellectuals running the country, or is it the people with the money, the banking cartel, that own media that own the pharmaceutical industry. Stop smokin the Obama BS, wake up. They want to depopulate the earth. All media is owned by the elite, no truth there.. Its not about left or right, black or white. Its about right and wrong. You have been led into believe the that the truth is a lie and the lie is the truth
I know what it is, it must be another idea of the baked individuals in power that thought of this as well while they were sitting around partying like teenagers. We can kill 3 birds with one stoned puppet. Spary the mass population with high altitude biological spraying to bring down the total immune system of people. This way it is easier to spread the flu and more people will die as a result. Dude thats sick, lets do it they say to one another. Meanwhile it is destroying the honey bee population world wide and "they" dont know what is doing it. Without pollenation of crops, there will be no food. Thats OK the elite have stocked up on food in their underground cities. They have their Heirloom seed stock stashed away down there as well. But while we are still in the proximity of safety, they are going to eliminate somehow the small farm and the people in the agriculture industry that can raise healthy food with the new coding for the food and supplement industry Codex Alementerus Dec. 2009
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Permalink Reply by Christie on -
Very well written and I agree. somewhat...
I can more easily see Congress on pharmaceutical drugs than tokin' on a spleef or choking on a bong hit. I agree with Leigh's general assessment tho; the zaniness of the stoner mindset seems to abound, but psychiatric drugs add to their mindset of entitlement and insulation. They become the center of the universe and they stubbornly cling to their Ivory Towers because they think they can do no wrong.
I think that many of the idiots in the District of Corruption (Obama included) were stoners and coke heads back in the day and even though they may not be using, they still think like users. Their inner monologue sounds something like: 'sure that impossible dream will work' and 'I am invincible', 'I'm right because, everyone around me says so'.
If you watch Bill Cosby's stand up routine from the early 90's (?) he gives a pretty accurate take on all types of users, from winos to gin-sippers to potheads to cocaine freaks and I think that these people exhibit an array of behaviors that indicate that they are on any number of drugs; most of them are 'legal' unless they're in a well-ventilated office with look-outs posted outside the door...(THC and coke both can make you paranoid.)
Now the non-anchor Media, the 'journalists, especially the young 'uns, just may be full on stoners, that's where Leigh got it completely right. How else would they write such sycophantic tripe?
Ja, get the Crunkensteins out, no matter what they're using and make sure the new folks get term limits.
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Permalink Reply by Christie on
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I forgot to say that for the Obama fans: Barry Whosane goes down better with some ganja.
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Permalink Reply by Christie on
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Thank you Les. I appreciate the info but I haven't been this scared since I saw The Obama Deception...
God Bless Pastor James David Manning. I will sign up with his organization and help put a dent in the lies 'Long-legged Mac Daddy' has told and continue to spew. I know that many people think that the eligibility issue is 'goin' nowhere, but I'm with
the Pastor. Everyone who knew/knows that Obama is a treasonous usurper stands to go to jail!
I wish his church was in my neighborhood, my county. I need a church and I think I just found it.
I really need a church now that I've watched the final video posted by Les. That one will keep me awake for days trying to figure out what to do. I thought that being nestled in SD County, protected by 3 branches of the military, we would be safe.
I guess i better think again.
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Permalink Reply by duane bass on
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It is funny, but it is the truth, and that aint funny. I gave all that up years ago thank God. I gave up Television also. Hey here is a good video about the truth of where this world is going and why. I found it to be very good. . .
http://thecrowhouse.com/calling.html
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